Monday, October 10, 2016

the scary overcompensation of Devin Faraci

"listen and believe"

this is a pretty popular feminist mantra. if you aren't me and haven't spent a good three years dedicating your life to following something you hate, allow me to explain it to you:

the act of listening and believing is when a woman tells you she has been abused, molested, raped, etc.. you believe her. no matter what.

now let's get one thing straight. if a girl tells me she is raped i am going to comfort her as if she was, no matter what. apparently some people don't understand basic empathy and were confused about this logic. but if the same girl says we need to have her ex locked up in jail for it. well, we're going to have to hear both sides. the skeptical side of you should come out when push comes to shove. no matter what.


when YOU are accused of molesting, raping, abusing somebody and did not do that and know you are not the type of person to do that YOU FUCKING DEFEND YOUR ASS.

this is the story of a beautiful lolcow named Devin Faraci.

devin's apparently the dude who claimed that gamergate, which was essentially an internet meme when you boil it down, was just as bad as ISIS, yes fucking ISIS, around the time of an ISIS beheading. classy man.

he spent most of gamergate virtue signaling about how dangerous and scary introverted nerds who play video games are, saying he trusts ISIS more than us (the FBI should look into his repeated praise of ISIS, btw) and claiming he wouldn't be surprised if one of us killed a woman. you'll see why that's creepier in a few seconds.

now i only had two interactions with devin which were basically just me laughing at the human embarrassment he is:

"gamergate harasses women"
"look at this young girl make fun of her"

here we see him, like most sjw's, not understanding freedom of expression or adult entertainment

the projection is strong.

other than that i dismissed him as your average "the gamergaters are rapin our womenz" failcow shouting into the abyss that is twitter. i forgot about him just as quickly as i learned about his existence. until just this week.

the #trumptapes were a shitshow. trump's dudebro boasting about how famous he is and how easily he can just grope women if he wanted to was secretly recorded and leaked this week just in time for the election and at the same time as a new wikileak happening. how convenient. although embarrassing and cringe worthy, it was clearly him riffing off and purposely sounding douchey. almost to a degree of self awareness. but low and behold "grab her by the pussy" became a meme. anti-feminists dropped their "not all men do that" to "all men do that" and feminists had more of their forever starved trump hate fed. but for one woman on twitter, it was more than a meme, it was apparently reality.

HOLY SHIT. that doesn't sound like something you'd do, right devin? you're a proud feminist. you spend 24/7 365 days of your life tweeting about how disgusting and misogynistic other people are. she has to be mixing you up with someone else or something r-right?


now there's two reasons this is fucked up:

1.) he is another stereotype of a male feminist who overcompensates for his creepy past by pretending to be holier than thou and projects his shit onto others.

2.) he didn't actually do it but is so deep in the kool aid he is willing to listen and believe any woman that accuses him of such thing.

my educated guess is number one because to flat out be like "i don't remember but that sounds like something i would do, sorry" is fucking sketchy as heCK.

if someone right now accused me of stealing from them or something i would deny it because i would never steal from anyone. actually one time when i was 19 i tried to steal a candy bar from 7/11 and i got caught. needless to say, that was the last time i ever attempted.


there is a stereotype of the loudest people having the most skeletons in their closet. which is why so many SJW types are revealed to be pedos, rapists, abusers etc etc. just like loud anti-gay people getting caught at gay bars. just like me being the most sensitive shy crybaby on earth laughing about sensitive crybabies.


it's worse than we thought.

the thing is we don't know if he actually did it yet. this could be someone looking for attention for all we know. right now it's 50/50 so it's unfair to come to conclusions. 
we often talk about false accusations. if it's this easy to falsely accuse a male feminist of this because they want to keep looking like a "good ally" i honestly fear for them. when someone is being an idiot you call them out on it regardless of genitals. that's real equality, bitch. 

this story will keep being updated as more information comes up. but as of now all we know is devin may or may not have grabbed several people by the pussy.

Tuesday, July 26, 2016

feminism. humblebrag: the movement

OOP. i forgot i had a blog. i figured this will come in handy for those topics that just aren't good enough or "too personal" for a shoe0ffhead/shoe0nhead video. besides, i fucken love writing. i forget how much i love writing until i start writing again.

and yes before you buttcry, i'm using my all lowercase schtick. i've been doing this since the AOL days. i like it. i turn off the auto-caps on my phone. too edgy for this world.

before you read on this is a quick disclaimer: the begining of this is more personal than things you would see on my channel. this isn't seeking sympathy or anything like that, everyone has problems, it's just some history and insight as to why this particular article and attitude pisses me the fuck off so much.

humblebrag: the movement

trichotillomania is a pretty rare disorder. it's an obsessive compulsive habit to pull hair out of your head (or body) from the root. it's a bit like a stronger nail biting habit put there by our ancestors need to groom themselves (pretty interesting).
it's been known to affect mostly women and starts at the ages 9-13 (puberty) and is triggered by intense depression or stress.
i've had trich since i was 12 years old. i didn't tell my parents i was the one who was making my hair "fall out"and causing all those bald spots, i was too embarrassed to say it was myself doing it. because what the fuck? what a crazy and random thing to do to yourself. i was embarrassed and confused. i was sent to all different doctors and even had a biopsy done on my head (why the fuck wouldn't i just tell them it's me? i want to strangle 12 year old june). eventually my parents caught on when my mom caught me pulling out strands of my hair and they learned what trich was.

by golly was that the cherry on top of being already bullied relentlessly in school. for the next 3 years i wore bandanas and headbands to my classes, would have them yanked off of me, had people start rumors i had lice that ate my hair and i had cancer (WHY THE FUCK ARE KIDS SO EVIL WHO THE FUCK WOULD  MAKE FUN OF SOMEONE WITH CANCER THIS MAKES ME LAUGH SO HARD NOW FUCK)
i was incredibly envious of girls who had hair. who could style it. curl it. color it. i wanted bright purple hair so fucking badly. i wanted to streak it and wear it in braids. i wanted to look awesome and have fun and feel like a girl but i couldn't because my stupid idiot self had a weirdass disorder. some days were worse than others, i'd lock myself in the school bathroom and just rip chunks of hair out refusing to go to class. it was a shitty cycle. the more depressed and stressed i got the more hair i pulled out. the more hair i pulled out the more depressed and stressed i got. (i'm going to save my full school experience story for another time because it's long and also quite interesting and i feel lots of people can sort of relate)
this followed me all through my life and fucked up lots of things. it morphed me into a complete hermit shut in which led me to having no friends, which led me to me to taking solace in the internet, which led me to right now typing at my computer next to my hot boyfriend who is playing doom and being hot and angry. "come get some bitch"

i'm sitting on a towel.

years ago i would have never ever fucking told anybody about my trich. if they asked what was wrong with my hair i would say i burned some off by accident. if they asked if i was wearing a wig i'd absolutely deny it. today i just flat out tell them i wear wigs and i have a disorder. people always think it's cool and go "wow that must be nice to just change your style every day!", and it's true it is, (fucking expensive as fuck like $700-$20000 a wig expensive but whatever i guess it's better than being bored with one style?) people are sweet. i've grown to not care and embrace it. i feel comfortable telling the internet this now. years ago i couldn't fucking imagine telling thousands of strangers something like this but it feels good. Dr. Feels Goodman.

women and men are constantly complimenting my hair and telling me how beautiful and perfect it is. girls always ask where i get it cut or what products i use. it's not awkward to tell them i wear a wig but they're always disappointed. the compliments are so sweet. yeah it's not my real hair, but after years of feeling like fucking golem it makes me want to cry every time.

which leads me to the meat of this rant.

this. fucking. article.

(can we just take a moment to appreciate the ad underneath the title from my google search history.
how deliciously ironic and depressing)

feminism has literally become humblebrag: the movement.

for those of you who are unaware of what a humblebrag is. here are some examples.

"i don't know what to do with all these phone numbers these chicks gave to me it's annoying carrying them around in my pocket i need room for all my money :("

a humblebrag is obvious bragging but trying to come off as humble/pissed about the positive thing happening to you. another good example is all the 3/10's crying about catcalling and compliments. every fucking woman who isn't butt ugly gets hit on. fuck off it's not an epidemic it's called HUMANS ATTEMPTING TO MATE. p.s i'm not justifying actual catcalling that shit is cringe as fuck.

i rarely if ever leave my fucking house and 60% of the times i do i get a guy talking to me and i'm like a fucking 5 on a good day. some people are talkative and like to meet new people. fuck that noise. *shoves entire baybel cheese wheel into fat retarded mouth* tell them you have a boyfriend or aren't interested, don't be a dick. don't come running home to tumblr or youtube crying about how men hitting on you is rape culture.

yes this blog post became ranting about feminism. we went 0 to 100 real fast. emo to shitpost real fast.

lets get back to this diarrhea in text form here.

in this feminist shitfest some idiot humblebrags that she's tired of people complimenting her "amazing" hair.

this is the best picture of her on the internet

Yes, my hair is brilliant. It’s vibrant, it’s fun, it’s candy-colored deliciousness. To say I stand out in a crowd is an understatement.

yes my skin is perfect. it's soft. it's flawless. there's not a zit or ance scar to be found. it's been flawless my entire life. women need to stop complimenting my skin.

sorry. i wanted to jump in on the humble brag.

anyway GOOD4YOU. you're proud of your awesome hair. i think it's awesome too. i've always loved hair dyed crazy colors. i'm kind of pissed it's become a "social justice" stereotype when originally it was the punks and goths who rocked it.

Because my hair is so distinct, people comment on it almost every time I leave the house. Usually, the people stopping me to tell me that they like my hair are men, like you. And, truth be told, I just don’t give a fuck what you think of my hair.

OH JESUS CHRIST THATS TOO BAD. they're being nice KIND human beings. THEY LIKE YOUR HAIR. THEY LIKE THE COLOR. maybe they're so used to seeing basic bitches with blonde, brown, black hair you stand out and they like it. maybe they like punk chicks. maybe they appreciate the look you have created. for fuck's sake it's a compliment.


all these men hit on me every time i leave the house i hate it hurrdurr
welcome to having a vagina.
not to say chicks with dicks don't get hit on...
i mean
look at this.
it's like staring into the sun.


unsolicited comments about my appearance feel intrusive and threatening.

"unsolicited comments"
what the fuck is the opposite of that then?
>solicited comments

so when you're not outwardly fishing for them you don't accept compliments?


what the actual fuck am i reading right now this is glorious.

I know that my hair is really bright and noticeable, but I really wish you would stop using it as an opening to try to get my attention. And honestly, you’re not the first guy to try that line on me today. It’s tired, bro, and I’m exhausted. I mean, CAN I LIVE?

1. people like to have a topic to talk about if they want to get to know somebody. either that or they're going to use a shitty pick-up line. choose your "poison". i started initial conversation with my boyfriend when i bought his fucking merch shirt. i guarantee that's more retarded than some dude telling you your hair is neat.

2. you're not that fucking hot calm yourself.

guys, i don't think i can handle this cringe. do you think this should be a video? i thought the hair part was too personal but shit this might actually be a good video. you know me, i love to share lolcows with the world. and this is like a lolherd. tell me if i should. i'm not sure.

When I’m not emphatically grateful that you complimented my hair when I never asked you to, it doesn’t mean I’m a bitch. It just means that I don’t appreciate comments from dudes about what I look like. Especially random dudes on the street that I don’t know. Please consider what it feels like for me. I’m just trying to go about my day, and men that I don’t know keep interrupting me to tell me that I’m pretty or my hair is awesome. 

>when i never asked you to

>it doesn't mean i'm a bitch
no it doesn't but you're pretty socially fucking retarded. and that's coming from a socially fucking retarded retard herself.

 >i don't appreciate comments from dudes
ya keep emphasizing "dudes" and "men" so im guessing if it was a woman it's okay? you're just scared of the peen?

>please consider what it feels like for me

>men i don't know keep interuptting me to tell me my hair is awesome
what the fuck is this i'm screaming.

 I’m immediately on guard, because I’m not sure what response you’re going to be looking for, and if I give the wrong one, sometimes you get angry, and then I feel frightened. Therefore, I dread any interactions with men on the street because I don’t know how they’re going to end.
sounds like paranoia, fam. this is actually getting kind of sad.
yeah some people are assholes, i've dealt with those. one time a guy refused to leave unless i gave him a kiss, i gave him a hug so he'd fuck off. one told me to spin around so he could see my whole body. i told one i had a boyfriend like i always do but his answer was "he's not here :^)".

people can be really creepy and retarded when it comes to personal boundaries. but this is not the majority. so don't pretend it is.

And I know it might seem odd, but I actually don’t dye my hair because I “want attention” or because I care what anyone thinks about it. This may be hard to believe, but I actually dye my hair these bright colors for myself. 
yeah i agree. colored hair is awesome. i love my eyeliner style. i've been doing it since i was 14. it gets lots of compliments online and offline by women and men alike. i dont put it on because of that- i put it on because it exaggerates my big almond eyes and makes me feel cute. (also because i'm so fucking used to it) i get you there.

Not all women’s behaviors are done with the end goal of appealing to men (SHOCKING, I KNOW).
tell that to the fucking hundreds of feminists who say anti-feminist women just have different opinions for male attention

 i agree though.

You assume that I’m single, despite the ring on my finger that indicates that I’m not.

so just tell them you're fucking not. it takes two seconds. people are not mind readers. they're not looking at your fingers, retard. they're looking at that SWEET ASS HAIR OF YOURS AYYY GURL SHAKE THAT HAIR MMFF

You also assume that I’m straight, and interested in being hit on by a dude. 

that's because a very large portion of people are straight and there's a huge chance you are straight. is.. is this article for real.

And, of course, you assume that you’re entitled to my attention or conversation or gratitude.


"you think you're entitled to my conversation or respect? PSSSSH"

like who the fuck even are you hahaha who do you think you are ahahaha the queen of england hahahaha log off

And I hate to be the one to burst the bubble of male entitlement you’ve been blissfully shrouded in, but men are not entitled to anything from me.

since we're both bitches here, i highly doubt most men want anything to do with you and this is a giant humblebrag pretending you're some high class piece of ass.

"can i speak to a manager"

honey, no. sit down.
you look like a trashy "COOL MOM".
without your neon pink hair you would blend in with the walls at any Sears.

Men, please do me a favor. The next time you want to tell me, or some other girl, how much you like our hair, please don’t.  This also applies to telling us that you like our dress, our tattoos, our necklace, or any other thing on or about our body.

HAHAHAH WHO IS THIS "OUR", "US" "WE". i went half of my life, a very important half of my life, with no fucking hair ugly as fuck buck toothed faggot. back then i would KILL for somebody to say something nice to me like that. and your'e going to sit here and beg people not to give you kind passing compliments? dude.

but let's get to your real message here, the real reason you are writing this.
"men, don't compliment us women"
you want men to stop complimenting other women.
your goal is so transparent here.
why the fuck do you want men to stop complimenting other women? because you rarely get compliments yourself? is that why you blew up mundane shit that happens to every woman ever into some absolute shitfest? "IM SO SICK OF PEOPLE SAYING NICE THINGS ABOUT ME ALLLLL THE TIME~*~*~* DON'T YOU AGREE FELLOW WOMEN. MEN SHOULD STOP COMPLIMENTING WOMEN."

i don't know if this is a classic case of ((never reproduce)) or basic jealous hag that wants to sway the world to stop reminding her she's walmart tier.

"it sounds like she just doesnt want to hear her friends get complimented around her anymore. i bet you she's the ugliest fucking one in her social group."
-armouredskeptic, 2016

so here's my message:
people, don't stop complimenting people. compliments brighten people's days, even LIVES. who knows how shit that persons day or life is. who knows if they're going to go home and put a gun in their mouth that night. jesus christ. DO NOT STOP BEING NICE. say something nice to someone. see how they smile. it feels good to make others feel good.

and to you, miss pink hair blogger, you may be a liar, narcissist, walmart mom.. but guess what?

your hair is neat
be happy you have it

Wednesday, February 25, 2015

middle aged moms white washing the internet

hallo there. 
this is a long scatter minded blog post written in my natural, unedited, unprofessional writing style. i am typing this at 4 in the morning because i was influenced by my friend's post, i got sick of condensing my thoughts into 140 characters, also i just love writing in general. i do "suffer" from a terrible attention span. so if i go off topic, be sure to inform me.

this is a blog post about gamergate and also 'social justice'.
if you do not know what gamergate is, please watch
this video to get caught up in only a few seconds.

i played video games almost every day as a child. i have every console up to the original xbox (minus dreamcast) but i can't say i am too interested in games today. unless you count the sims. i like watching people play them more than i like playing them now. around 2008 in my 10th grade debate class, i remember going on stage in front of around 50 people and debating about how video games do not cause violence- how violent people cause violence.
today in 2015, for, 6 months straight, i have been debating non-stop about how people who play video games are not sexists- sexists are sexists.
for 6 months i have been actively defending my friends, who are only defending their hobby against cruel, ridiculous accusations and smear tactics thrown at them by various media outlets who constantly label them as misogynist terrorists for not wanting to see their favorite hobby go down in flames by people who couldn't care less about it.

you tap me on the shoulder and ask
"june, why are you so involved with gamergate if you don't play video games? isn't this movement all about ethics in journalism?"

sit down peasant.

when i first found out about gamergate it was in the heat of my return to youtube. i had just made a (awful) video about third wave feminism and how it's retarded and unnecessary as shit, about how feminism in america has become a celebrity trend and a sassy tumblr fashion statement.

i'm a feminist like queen beyonce tbh feminism is cool
at first i thought the story of gamergate was hilarious. how game devs frantically trying to cover up corruption started to pretend their sites were hacked. how everyone was sleeping with each other for better reviews of their shitty boring games. as predicted the game dev in question pulled the "IM A WOMAN" card. the most classic get out of jail, get out of responsibility card there is. this is what initially sparked my interest in this. 
using "woman" as a shield has become so popular for these types of humans. you can say and do the most fucked up shit and if someone dares call you out on it or criticize you? simply shout the fact that you indeed have a vagina at the top of your lungs, and you can guarantee you will have 400 white knights sucking your infected facial piercings.
using "woman" as a buzzword for victim points is used far too often by feminists and it's both equal parts embarrassing as it is patronizing. it implies women are to be handled like drooling half retarded babies- never to receive criticism or be questioned. delicate little angels who can do no wrong and can't protect themselves. they cannot comprehend that idiots get called out for being idiots, regardless of gender.

>tfw you hate your vagina so much you think it's the reason everyone hates you

disregarding the fact that the internet mocks many idiotic men just as much, if not more, than the women involved in these scandals, female game devs and irrelevant conartists continued to feed their hipster welfare accounts with the money of neutered manchildren. several were climbing over each other for death threats and harassment for the title of 'most hated feminist in the video game industry'. women tossing themselves into the beehive waiting to be stung by any twitter egg account that was made that day so they can screencap it and profit off of it.

behold, the face of harassment.

the media and these idiots twisted everything. instead of gamergate being about corruption in the journalism industry- gamergate was painted as a misogynist hate movement run by online terrorists who want women out of their hobby.
and that could not possibly be any more false.

"it's not about corruption in the media!" 
-the media

first of all video games are not only a boys club. and for fug's sake why do you think the trend 'gamurgirl' is a thing? why do you think people pretend to be women in games like WoW? girls are not just accepted, they often get special treatment and are praised. my minecraft account was used by an old friend of mine for years where he flirted with people to get free shit. ask anyone who plays games as a hobby what their ideal partner would be and 90% of the time it's "likes video games too".

gamergate much like video games, is also not a boys club.
in fact, i have met more women, gays and trans people through gamergate than i have in my many years on the internet (and in real life) and i now have more close online female friends than i ever did.
all of these months involved i have seen nothing but support from the cause towards me and other women involved.
look at all these FUCKING MEN
oh btw ladies can you try and be less attractive? it really triggers us.

#notyourshield is a hashtag started by Ninou as a rebuttal against the ridiculous accusations and claims that 10,000+ people in the gamergate hashtag are all white straight men that hate women. as retarded and bizarre as this sounds, every single day another white hipster accuses a minority of being a white male using a fake account (aka sock puppet) or even, get this, A STOCK PHOTO. yes my friends, they have accused people of being stock photos

notice how they are all sick of this shit.

these gamers are replied to with silence, being blocked or the idiot deleting their entire twitter account in shame.

anti-gamergate/ghazi/middle aged moms/pissants/SJW's whatever you prefer to call them, are so deep in the kool aid they cannot comprehend anybody falling outside of their ideology. we see this with feminism too. the daily claims of "internalized racism" and "internalized misogyny"  because god forbid a woman or black person calls them out on their self righteousness or immense PATRONIZING it can't possibly be that they are able to think outside of the herd, no, it's because they are simply brainwashed and too stupid to know whats good for them! we all need brave (white, straight) men and women telling us how all how to think and how to woman/minority/gay correctly.

"so why do they want so badly to whitewash gamergate?" 
you ask, your eyes full of curiosity and wonder.

well my babies, get cozy, because uncle june is about to tell you.

now just a quick reminder before we dive head first into this shallow pool of stupid, we are talking about a certain brand of social justice. on paper, much like feminism, social justice is a good thing. everybody should be equal and treated fairly. we're talking about the insecure grownass adults who want so badly for gays and black people to like them that they go and shit on their own race, thinking it will please them. we are talking about grownass adults who believe racism against people with white skin does not exist and think eating chinese food is cultural appropriation.

you see, the goal of the middle aged mom is simple; look as progressive as possible, as "morally superior" as possible and collect as many internet brownie points as possible from all of their other middle aged mom friends. internet social justice was made by straight white people- for straight white people. 

pls respond

congratulations on doing the bare minimum of what is expected of human beings.

so what makes somebody this way? three things;

  • guilt
  • projection
  • over-compensation.

hey ladies, i'm not like those other men, i WONT hit you. ehehe


much like when a loud anti-gay rights governor is caught at a gay bar.
or when the leader of the klan is caught getting a blowjob from a black girl.

projection is a funny thing.

(in fact sometimes i think my dislike for these hyper sensitive cry babies stems from myself being an extremely hyper sensitive cry baby.)

for the sake of this rant lets pretend that these people in fact do not have NPD or HPD. (psst they do)
but most of it is simply ego stroking.
do you remebember kony 2012
internet social justice is exactly that only dragged on 5 years too long.

basically the name of the game is to be as progressive and as self righteous as you can possibly be so no one
suspects you're in fact actually a huge asshole who would buttfuck their own clone if given the chance.

but i digress.

"WHY do the SJW's want so desperately to whitewash gamergate???" you scream towards the sky, hands bloody, those eyes now filled with tears.

calm down, baby, i'm gettin to that.

the middle aged mom brigade has never once approached me.
not once, not neva.
before the creation of the Super Mega Hugbox 2000
i would confront those who claimed GG was against women.
and i would be met with...


i shit you not.
never once have one of these reeree's responded to me AFTER finding out i was a woman. but when they think i'm one of their precious white men, the story is a little different.

i have been accused of being a sock puppet around seven times since august. the most famous (and most hilarious) time being by Graham Linehan
"Glinner" is nobody of importance the writer of the comedy series  'the IT crowd".

this was the first time i had heard about this person when this specific tweet was retweeted onto my twitter feed. glinner is, for some reason, unable to comprehend that people like to use pictures of cartoon characters they like as their avatars. if glinner was of this generation and not a dried up dusty vagina, he would understand that nobody assumes people using female character avatars are trying to pretend TO BE those avatars (what even). it's widely known by the entire internet that you do not have to use a picture of yourself as your avatar and that cartoons, logos, drawings and "memes" (reaction images) are very popular choices for replacements. it's also common knowledge (but apparently not to adam baldwin) that you do not have to use your real full name on social media platforms. this logic is still beyond me and i think i'd have to age about 25 more years to finally understand it. 

that's where the term middle aged mom comes in.
think of it as if your mother were to find out what gamergate is.
they don't know anything about anything.

many of these people are what we on the DARKNET 1337 hax0rs anonymous leader of 4chan's /V/ like to call "normies", or "norps" (normal ordinary responsible person) the type that have their real life friends added on everything and still use AOL as their primary email. they do not know how to computer the internet.

now in reality, the chantards are the losers here. we surround ourselves with the gutter filth of the internet and we're friends with hundreds of people we have never met in person. our humor is unique, sometimes dark, ironic and more or less offensive depending on your own sense of humor. to normal people, this is bizarre, confusing and even disgusting.
but we've been numbed by the ridiculous things we have seen online that some of the most disturbing things now borderline blend in with the background of your monitor and skip right passed your eyes. to us "internet trolls" and generic harassment are no threat and we know they are just bored asssholes bothering people to get a reaction from them. but to people in their mid 30's who only share pictures of their dog and spinach quiche recipes on facebook, this is a huge problem. call the cops. call barrack obama.
this causes a lot of confusion between these two groups (anti-gg and gg). now, i have absolutely no idea why it is mostly split this way. but i can guess it has something to do with these people being middle aged mom types and "gators" being more shut-in and nerdy. therefor they would use the internet more, grow up with it and be familiar with "chan culture".
but anyway!
as i was saying..

i confronted glinner on his bullcrap. to which he responded-
oh wait he didn't. 

he instead posted my twitter avatar with the caption "look at this one. not misogyny! ethics!", implying i was a man hiding behind a woman's picture and calling that woman (myself) a slut. ???

the funniest thing about this though, or most embarrassing, was that Glinner is supposedly a comedic writer, somebody who should indeed understand what self depreciating humor is, but he didn't. he instead jumped to the completely bizarre conclusion that i was a man using a picture of a girl. because it's a fact girls can't be funny and gamergate is all fulla white penises. but what do you expect from a man whose show is about a woman too dumb to into computers so a bunch of men have to help her. (do i smell projection again?)
instead of apologizing for potentially sending 400k angry M.A.M's to harass me (plot twist, once again none of them confronted me) glinner instead blocks me out of shame and back peddles so hard i swear i felt the earth slightly tilt 3 inches from it's axis.

"you're harassing women."
"so what they're stupid they deserve it"

i guess all of those wife beaters were right all along. thanks glinner. very nice.

to this day glinner remains the butt of many of my jokes. he is a lolcow with endless milk and i pray to the gods every day for his glorious fuck up that made me laugh harder than the IT crowd ever did. it was the second hand embarrassment felt around the world.

"WHY DO SJWS WANT SO BADLY TO WHITE WASH GAMERGATE WHY DO THEY GO OUT OF THEIR WAY TO BLOCK AND SILENCE MINORITIES AND WOMEN?? I CANNOT TAKE THIS ANYMORE. ANSWER THE FUCKING QUESTION!!!!!!!!" you are now screaming, veins protruding out of your skull, you claw at the ground in some kind of animalistic instinct to escape your pain and torture.

hush hush, my child, the time will come.

earlier i mentioned something about the blockbot, the hugbox machine 2000, or aka "mommy please hold my hand the internet is scary and people disagree with me"
it was created by a programmer named randi harper  who made the bot as a means to block all of the "harassers". the blockbot instead blocks literally everyone who has ever tweeted something (good) about gamergate, and even people who follow people who tweet about gamergate. it puts people into groups and ranks them on their potential threat to muh narrative DANGER level. 
(1 being the highest level of shitlord, 3 being slightly 'problematic', i guess)


among those harassers was KFC, yes the chicken place, and the president of IGDA puerto rico, who was not very happy about that.

with 10,000 people blocked, including hundreds of women and minorities, anti-gamergate successfully created the largest echo chamber known to man kind. here they can safely log out of their accounts, lurk ours and post screenshots of "problematic" things gamergate says so they can report back to the hugbox and jack each other off frantically to caps of a trans woman who jokes about trans women, generic regurgitated /pol/tard vomit and tweets taken out of context to make us look evil. because remember folks; all of the gamergate hashtag is one person and people are unable to think outside a hivemind!

"PLEASE. MAKE IT STOP. GET TO YOUR POINT ALREADY" you sob with a loaded gun against your temple. i watch as your salty tears fall from your rosy cheeks down to your chin. you look up at me with a glimmer of hope.

lol hold up lil nigga i'm almost finished.

of course when someone on the anti-gamergate side does something "problematic" such as 'accidentally' sharing childporn and saving pictures of naked children, fantasizing about dog dong and children butts, doxxing me and others,  the rules suddenly change and excuses like "OH. WELL… THATS NOT WHAT *I* THINK SO…" or the ever so popular "ANTI GAMERGATE IS NOT EVEN A THING!!" come out of the woodwork.

you put your finger on the trigger and close your eyes

okay. jesus christ.

it's simple.

anti-gamergate white washes gamergate because it fits their narrative.

that's it.

just like how anita cherry picks who her 'haters' are.

lmao nah

their narrative is that all of gamergate are angry white male nerds living in their parents basement. just like dick wolf said. if the world were to see how many different types of people disagreed with them, the narritave would be shattered and they would have no ammo.
this is why they label us as white, male, MRA, right wing, conservatives.
(despite GG being nearly ALL left wing)

they will make themselves believe everyone who disagrees with them is whoever their ideology deems is the enemy.
it's all about muh narrative, remember that.
even mark kern (game dev of world of warcraft) who still holds a neutral stance and only wishes peace to both sides.. was reduced to nothing but another "white cis dude", despite being an asian man.

get it, gurl.

using the block bot to silence the opposing voice is the smartest thing these cowards will ever do. now they can live in their white washed make believe world where their narrative will never, ever be questioned.
truly a hugbox of extraordinary proportions.

george orwell is spinning in his grave.

in fact, the hugbox machine 2000 specifically blocks minorities under the word "token". amazing.

and god forbid someone slips through the hugbox cracks and shows you hard evidence of anita being a con artist? 
pull a sassy "bored of u~*" cop-out and block them.

the fact remains.
anti-gg has nothing.
they have screencaps of generic twitter trolls spewing playground insults.
they 'listen and believe' over hard evidence and facts.
they get angry when more corruption in the industry is unveiled.
they have a dangerous 'with us or against us' mentality which has bought many neutrals to this side.
they whitewash and silence to fit their agenda.
they grasp at straws and cherry pick until their hands are bleeding.
but most important of all
they're losing
and they know it

okay it's 6:22 am.
thanks for reading. you can put down the gun now.